Like Beyonce says, “Who run the world? GIRLSSS.” But somehow the universe tends to disagree with that on particular days and you’ll finally realize that being a girl is difficult.
If you’re having a really bad day be it at home or work, let’s see if we hit the jackpot with this special list of #firstworldproblems for girls.
1. When the squad heads off to ladies night on Thursday and you have to show your hungover face to work on Friday
“Oh hey there, don’t worry the panda eyes are just part of my make-up.”
2. Your shopping bills are twice as much as your car installment
“Well at least I still have my Chanel handbag when I go homeless.”
3. The postman arrives and you’d have to put on a bra
4. Opening a can of soda but you’ve just gotten a manicure the day before
“I rather die of thirst than to ruin a perfectly good manicure.”
5. It’s period Day 1 and you’re gushing waterfalls down under when the cashier at the pharmacy told you they’re all out of your favourite sanitary pad
6. When your BB cream ran out and you’re only halfway done with your make-up
7. The Starbucks barista messed up your order and now your day isn’t perfect
And you’d have to swallow down that failed drink that tastes exactly like how the rest of your day will be.
8. When you bought a RM500 pair of heels and overestimated your ability to walk in heels that high
“Be cool, be cool. No one will ever notice if you just be cool…”
9. When Sephora is all out of your favourite eyeshadow palette and you have a massive party to attend next week
“Why do all the bad things happen to meeeeee?!”
10. Thinking you look irresistibly sexy flirting with a crush when in fact you look like an awkward pervert
*cringes internally. Girl please get some tweezers, cos’ eyebrow play is so 1996!
11. Spending an hour taking the perfect selfie and only a handful of people liked it on Instagram
12. When your friend is planning to take a candid shot and you caught her pointing the camera in your direction
“Uhh maybe I should put my hands around the waist. But maybe will that add ten pounds on my flabby arms. Or perhaps it’ll be better if I angle it this way…”
13. Bought a pair of jeans even though it’s not your sizing simply because it looks super cute
14. Rushing to work when you realized you haven’t washed your hair in three days so you tried making it as pretty as you can
And last but not least…
15. You’d want to lie flat on the bed but the boobies are in the way