1. Anything & everything is POSSIBLE
Hey, the newly elected president has NO political experience and who would’ve thought that he could be president of the United States of America?! Definitely the best candidate to lead ‘Murica!
My whole life is about winning. I don’t lose often. I almost never lose,
2. Never look down at small beginnings
Start small and humble, just like Trump. Okay maybe not; especially when you own Trump towers and a ridiculous amount of businesses all over the world. But yes, definite be humble like the freshly-elected President.
I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?
Gotta love his positivism and confidence!
3. You can have more than 1 lover
Yeah, it’s totally cool for a president to be cheat again and again over your spouse. Totes.
4. Girls should be dumb and stupid (unless you’re his daughters)
As quoted by Mr. President, “You have to treat [women] like shit.”
You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
5. Reach out to those that aren’t supportive towards you (and maybe threaten them with fear, that’ll do the trick!)
Yup.
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