So, how do you feel about cutting durians shirtless for a living? Deal, or no deal?
Let’s be real, office jobs are boring with a capital B. You know what epitomizes fun? Shirtless durian ninja skills. For anyone whose calling is hacking open the local fruit, this shop situated in PJ wants you.
Their want ad only has five requirements – check these boxes and you’re looking at a brand new job secured. Check out what Durian Knife Master posted to their Facebook wall below.
Requirements:
– Able to communicate with customers in Mandarin or BM or English. Preferably to have at -least two languages
– Must have experience and skills in handling the durian knife and open the durian in a quick manner. If you are scared, don’t do this!
-Must stay hygienic at all times. You must not smell stronger than the durians
-If you can dance or perform acrobatic stunts while opening durian but in a very safe manner without hurting anyone, you are hired immediately
-If you can open durians like a pro, have 6-packs and good looking, you are hired immediately
Responsibilities:
-Open many durians in 1 day and still love to do it
-Yesterday open durians, today open durians, tomorrow still need to open durians
-Wiling to smile to customer, stay hygienic and healthy personality
-Job Location: DurianMan SS2
-Monthly Salary RM2,500 and above
To apply, pls call to +6018-234 5619 (11am – 6pm only)
So what are you waiting for? Are you an unemployed hunk? Do you aspire to be a genetically blessed knife sensei? This is your calling and you better get to calling the number provided ASAP.
What do you think of this store’s unorthodox want ad? Let us know in the comment section below!
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